Dirk Bertels

What we do in life echoes in eternity

Quotations and Statistics

Last updated 13 July 2011


One-liners

  • There's nothing more powerful than an idea whose time has come. (Victor Hugo)
  • Every language is a collection of forgotten metaphors. (Harold Goal: Language in History)
  • A man can do as he will but not will as he will. (Shopenhauer)
  • The purpose of life is to enhance awareness (Carlos Castaneda)
  • I learned that when all seems hopeless in life, you need to wait a little. (Andes air crash survivor)
  • There are two types of people: Those who don't know and those who don't know they don't know.
  • The purpose of life is to give life purpose
  • The most frightening mask is the one without a face
  • Move or Die (cardinal rule on how to stay healthy)
  • To be enlightened is to be intimate with all things. (Soto Zen)
  • The way you do one thing is generally the way you do all things.
  • There is no reality, only perception.
  • Whatever situation you're in, it will eventually become the norm.
  • Disbelief is the beginning of belief. (Cardus)
  • Grief is the price we pay for Love.
  • At what point does perseverance become stupidity?
  • The less you know, the more you believe.
  • To grow old wisely and well is to understand the perspective of years. (Cardus)
  • What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
  • What we do in life echoes in eternity.
  • Quitting an addiction is hard, not quitting is harder.
  • There comes a time when your mind outlives your desires.
  • While I thought I was learning how to live, I was learning how to die. (Leonardo Da Vinci)
  • The 5 stages in dying are: Anger - Denial - Bargaining - Depression - Acceptance.
  • The closest definition of being good is not being greedy.
  • Reality hits when you run out of excuses.
  • Love, the one game you lose by refusing to play.
  • Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. (Santayana)
  • We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. (Francois Duc De La Rochefoucauld)
  • The universe is made of stories, not atoms. (Muriel Rukeyser)
  • Every virtue is a means between 2 extremes, each of which is a vice. (Aristotle)
  • What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning. (Heisenberg)
  • Teach us to care and not to care. (T.S. Elliot)
  • People complain about over-population but no one wants to leave. (Schulz in Peanuts)
  • He calmly rode on, leaving it to his horse's discretion to go which way it pleased, firmly believing that in this consisted the very essence of adventure. (Cervantes, Don Quixote)
  • A friend is someone you can share profanities with.
  • Matter is what you view from the outside. Mind is what you view from the inside.
  • He who has noble thoughts is never alone.
  • There's none so blind than those who not wish to see.
  • You teach people how to treat you.
  • The universe is a process made up of events rather than things.
  • You can't reason with someone who didn't use reason to arrive to his conclusion.
  • Courage is largely the absence of anxiety.
  • Jesus is coming - look busy.
  • Be the person you want to be with.
  • Situations believed to be real, become real in their consequences. (Thomas theorem)
  • Carpe Deum: Seize the day
  • Plan to be surprised
  • Fanaticism is overcompensation for doubt
  • Freedom is self-determination. (Spinoza)
  • At what point does perseverance turn into stupidity?
  • Fact starts with rumour
  • Reason connot defeat emotion, an emotion can only be displaced or overcome by a stronger emotion. (Spinoza)

Quirky Quotations

  • Truth is a rare and precious commodity. We must use it sparingly. (C.P. Scott, Spectator, 1982)
  • They make the perfect couple, she likes horses and he doesn't (Schulz in Peanuts)
  • If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it. (W.C.Fields)
  • I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. (Jerome K. Jerome)
  • My son has taken up meditation - at least it's better than sitting around doing nothing (Max Kaufmann)
  • Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. (Will Rogers)
  • When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. (Rodney Dangerfield)
  • I have noticed that people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. (Robertson Davies)
  • When women go wrong, men go right after them. (Mae West, 1933)
  • First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. (Steve Martin)
  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
  • The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
  • When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better.

Statistics

From The Joy of Stats, a documentary hosted by Hans Rosling, the inventor of the online statsgraph application gapminder:

  • One byte of data is equal to one letter in a book.
  • 5 MB of data can store the complete works of Shakespeare.
  • 10 Peta bytes (one million GB) are recorded every second by the world's largest particle accellerator.
  • 6 Exabytes (1000 Peta bytes) is the amount of data you get when you sequence the genome of every single person on earth.
  • In 2009 the internet added up to 500 Exabytes, and in one year it doubled to more than 1 Zettabyte.
  • One billion Google searches are executed every day.
  • The average person in an entire lifetime is exposed to 100 million words in conversation. Multiply this by the amount of people in the world and you have the amount of words that Google has available at any one instance of time.

In the book Ever since Adam and Eve, Potts and Short describes what happens in the world every minute:

  • 1 million human eggs are ovulated
  • 60000 men ejaculate
  • 260 births occur
  • 21 infants under the age of one die, mostly of malnutrition
  • one woman dies from pregnancy, childbirth, or abortion
  • 40 abortions are deliberately induced.

From various sources:

  • It takes one million carbon atoms to span the diameter of one hair
  • The atom is relative in size to an atom as the apple is to the earth
  • The supercomputer can calculate 1015 floating operations per second
  • The Challenger has covered 230 million km, voyager 1 so far has travelled 17.4 billion km.
  • 99% of our cells are bacterial
  • Over the last 30 years, 30% of the animal species have been wiped out
  • Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards. (Fred Hoyle, 1979)
  • One handful of earth contains more organisms than all the people that have ever lived on this planet.

A selection from the book Number Crunch by John S. Croucher, ISBN 10-0-3304-2278-2

  • Proportion of Americans who think the Sun revolves around the Earth: 20%
  • Proportion of women worldwide with naturally blonde hair: 2%
  • Proportion of US shoppers who turn right after entering a store: 85%
  • Sum of the numbers on a roulette wheel: 666
  • Proportion of the world's precious opals produced in Australia: 95%. Black opals: 99%
  • Proportion of animal species that are insects: 75%
  • Number of different species of mosquito: about 2700
  • Average time a cockroach can live without a head: 7 days
  • Highest recorded flight of a bird (Rupell's vulture): 11.3 km
  • Number of mammals that can not jump: 1 (elephant)
  • Number of days an ant can survive under water: 2-14
  • Number of species of ant in the world: about 8000
  • Amount of venom from the Brazilian Wandering spider required to kill a human: 0.0005 grams
  • Proportion of Polar bears that are left handed: 100%
  • Longest recorded lifespan of a goldfish: 41 years
  • Proportion of the world's insect species that are beetles: 27%
  • Number of dust mites on a typical bed mattress: 100,000 - 10,000,000
  • Percentage of bird species that are monogamous: 90%
  • Normal length of a human male's flaccid penis: 7.5 - 11.5 cm
  • Length (not depth) of a human female's vagina: 7 - 11 cm
  • Proportion of men who are sexually active at age 80: 12%
  • Average lifetime of a blood cell: 120 days
  • Length of Uluru (the world's biggest monolith), NT, Australia: 3.6 km; max width: 2.4 km; height: 348 m
  • Reported emails received each day by Bill Gates: 4 million
  • Year in which the world's population reached
    • 1 billion: 1804
    • 2 billion: 1927
    • 6 billion: 2006
  • Number of times healthy young men break wind each day: 14-25; women: 7-12
  • Average number of cells that die in your body every minute: about 300 million
  • Number of neurons in a guman cerebral cortex: 25 billion
  • Proportion of all living organisms in the world that are bacteria: 70%
  • Estimated deaths worldwide from the 1918-1919 influenza pandemic: 40-50 million
  • Number of different chemical components in an average cup of coffee: over 1000
  • Estimated number of stars in the Milky Way: over 100 billion; Number we can see with the naked eye: 3000
  • Weight of the average smell: 760 nanograms
  • Number of planets that rotate clockwise: 1 (Venus)
  • Estimated age of the universe: 13.7 billion years (age of mankind: 100,000 - 250,000)
  • Time it takes for sunlight to reach Pluto: over 5 hours
  • Proportion of total weight of the solar system that is due to the sun:99.87%
  • Thickness of ice that covers Antarctica: about 2 km
  • Reported number of lines of code in Windows XP: about 40 million
  • Proportion of dry air that is
    • nitrogen: 78.08%
    • oxygen: 20.95%
    • argon: 0.93%
    • all other gasses: 0.04%
  • Proportion of oxygen required of all living things on Earth that is provided by algae: 70%
  • The number of edible foods for humans that will never go bad: 1 (honey)
  • Proportion of marriages that survive news of an affair: 50 %
  • Proportion of surveyed Australian women who were unaware that they can become pregnant on only 2 days each month: 94 %
  • Time taken for French student Alex Lemaire to calculate the 13th root of a 100-digit number using mental arithmetic: 3.62 seconds; The 13th root of a 200-digit number: 513 seconds

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